You Don|t Want a Dragon!

Our protagonist wishes -|much to the narrator|s continued chagrin|- for a pet dragon. Though initially thrilled, the kid quickly discovers that dragons aren|t quite as awesome as they originally thought. From the scooting to the digging to the fire-breathing, our Kid is dismayed that they still haven|t found their perfect pet. Little do they know, that pet might just be right around the corner . . .